La Paz. What a weird and amazing place it is. It seems to be the words biggest market, and also to be set in a valley too small to hold it all in so it just climbs higher and higher up the sides.



We have been staying in a great hotel that has BBC news (perfect for watching the shambles of an election) so it feels a bit like home. The view form the top floor breakfast room is just amazing.

We were getting aware that our time in South America is running out, but we couldnt leave without seeing part of the Amazon basin, so we took a flight to Rurrenabaque on a massive plane:


Its alright, at least it had a proper runway and airport when we arrived:

We had been told in La Paz that rather than book a jungle river tour there it was cheaper to come and book it here. It is not. Not only were there no tours available for that day, the prices were exactly the same if not slightly more than those in La Paz. We had only 1 hour to try and find a tour and after visiting all the agencies almost gave up. Nikki, however tried one last time to beg our way onto a tour with a company called Sunset. They said that they could take us but would have to charge us £20 more each than all the others. Reluctantly, so as not to miss our return flight to La Paz, I accepted and we were bundled into a shabby 4×4 with a nice Bolivian family for the 3 hour bumpy road-less journey to the tributary of the amazon that we were be heading down. It was only when we arrived there that we realised why we had paid extra for our tour, rather than being on a boat with 8 other people we had boat to ourselves. Cashback.

The tour was amazing. We set out to hunt for the Mighty Alligator

The elusive Caiman

And the agoraphobic Pink River Dolphin


(I know, they are more grey than pink…)
I have never had to photograph anything as frustrating as these dolphins. Although there are loads of them they break the surface only for a fraction of a second to breathe and then disappear under water again. Their lack of an extended dorsal fin like their sea faring cousins also adds to their inconspicuousness. Nikki did manage to get a shot of one behind me whilst swimming though:

What isnt clear from this shot, and was unbeknown to me at the time was that on the far bank of the river was a huge Caiman (they can grow up to 5 meters!) apparently only not coming in the water because the dolphins were there to scare him off.
The volume of wildlife here is incredible. There are loads of birds







Turtles

Capybaras (worlds largest living rodents)

Loads of different monkey species


And we just couldnt believe how many Alligators were there.




Including the very friendly Pedro

On the first night we went out on the boat without the motor and with torches to see the reflections in their eyes. That and the bats swooping to get the mosquitoes, the fireflies in the trees and the amazing stars made it an awesome experience.
After watching sunset in the local pub:


We were walking back to our huts in pitch black when in front of us we saw a massive alligator. Although we were getting used to being surrounded by crocs, I never thought I would have to use the phrase dont worry Nikki, just don’t walk too close to its mouth
Our accommodation was fairly basic, but nice enough, and the food wasnt too bad either.

It was seriously hot, and on the second day we went out into the Pampas, the damp Savana, in search of an Anaconda. We failed. Most other groups did too. Oh Well.
I did however get a chance to go piranha fishing, which was great, though again was in the water we had just been swiming in.

We had this guy, and a few others, for dinner.
Ive been avoiding putting this next bit into words. Willie, our guide, casually said to me see these holes, they are tarantula nests. My response Are you F***ING CRAZY! THERE SHOULD BE CLEARLY MARKED WARNINGS.

Turns out there are loads of them. This guy was only about 2 meters from our hut. But the good thing about a tarantula is that they are so territorial you generally know where they are going to be. Except for when I walked past a massive pink toed tarantula on a tree. I could have beaten Usain Bolt that day. In fact the number of bugs here of every shape and size is a little bit much really, from flying beetles to dragon flies, moths to mosquitoes it is pretty intense.
Anyway, we spent a second night there, and after that made the journey back up the river, where everything was going fine until we were boarded by some ruffians:

These guys are incredibly cool, very human like in their gestures, and not at all scared of us.
We arrived back at the port to find that Nikki and I didnt have a 4×4 waiting for us, and we only had 5 hours to get back for our flight. We managed to squeeze into 2 other tour groups jeeps and got dropped of at the airport, only to be told our flight had been cancelled. So had all the flights. For the next 2 days. When your runway is made of grass and there is a lot of rain you can’t take off. So we have been stuck here in Rurrenabaque for an extra 2 nights waiting for the runway to dry out. We only bought enough clothes for 2 nights, and everything was filthy from the jungle but we found a second hand shop, spent about £3 and ended up looking like Vincent and Jules after being lent clothes by Jimmy in Pulp Fiction.

We are hopefully getting out of here tomorrow morning, but I wont be able to upload this until La Paz, which means if you are reading this we did.
Our next stop is Cuzco in Peru, where we shall hopefuly be tomorrow night, and we shall update you again from there.
Untill then, never smile at a crocodile.